AI Teapot
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Meet the AI Teapot.

A frontier intelligence system in a consumer form factor. Batch 02 opens soon.

Learn about Model 5.2

$42Batch 02 pricing announced at release.

The AI Teapot
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AI Teapot · AIT-000128 · Batch 01 of 500

Trained on 3,000+ years of data·Zero hallucinations·Deterministic outputs·Air-gapped·100% uptime·Explainable results·Trained on 3,000+ years of data·Zero hallucinations·Deterministic outputs·Air-gapped·100% uptime·Explainable results·Trained on 3,000+ years of data·Zero hallucinations·Deterministic outputs·Air-gapped·100% uptime·Explainable results·
“Consistent, reliable, no surprises.”
Founder, Series B SaaS company
“We've deployed this across the team.”
Head of Operations, Fortune 500
“Finally, a model we understand.”
Partner, VC fund
A new class of intelligence

A breakthrough, refined.

Trained on a proprietary multi-century corpus, Model 5.2 delivers reproducible outputs across every session. No drift. No regressions. No surprises.

The result is the first deterministic intelligence system to ship in a consumer form factor. It runs locally. It runs air-gapped. It is fully on-device.

Model 5.2

The most precise model we have ever shipped.

Model 5.2 was pre-trained end-to-end on a curated multi-century corpus and aligned through extensive human feedback. Outputs are reproducible across regions, climates, and operators.

3,000+
years in the training corpus
0
hallucinations
100%
deterministic outputs
Air-gapped
by default
Capabilities

Engineered to a single specification.

Autonomous heating
On-device thermal regulation. No external compute required.
Precision inference
Per-session control over duration and concentration.
Context-aware output
Adapts to input modality, ambient pressure, and session context.
Zero latency
Outputs streamed in real time. No remote inference.
100% uptime
No queues. No rate limits. No scheduled maintenance.
Explainable results
Every output is traceable to a logged input.
In the box

Everything required to deploy.

Each unit ships configured and licensed.

What's in the box
01
AI Teapot
02
Model 5.2 Access Card
03
100 Output Credits
04
AI Teapot User Manual
Model 5.2 Access Card
Access Card
Model 5.2 Access · Licensed User · AIT-000128
500 Output Credits
Credits Card
500 Output Credits · Printed
AI Teapot User Guide
Manual: Installation
Manual: Execution and Troubleshooting

Batch 01 sold out · Reserve a Batch 02 unit

How it works

Three steps to first inference.

01
Initialize system
Add water.
02
Load input data
Add tea.
03
Execute
Apply heat.
Availability

Batch 01 sold out.

Every unit from the first production run has been allocated. Reserve a place in line for Batch 02.

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Base unit
AI Teapot
$42USD · Batch 01

Batch 02 pricing and availability will be announced to waitlist members first.

Units produced500 / 500
Units remaining0
Waitlist statusOpen
Included at release
  • AI Teapot Pro
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    • · Priority processing
    • · Extended output sessions
    • · Early access to future models
    • · Includes physical Pro card
  • Extra Output Credits
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    • · +500 credits
    • · Printed credits card included
  • Gift packaging
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    • · Premium box
    • · Printed message: “You’ve been granted access to Model 5.2”
    • · Optional custom message

Waitlist members receive first access to all Batch 02 configurations and upgrades.

For organizations

Enterprise ready.

  • Deployed globally→
  • Scales infinitely→
  • No integration required→
Product

Considered to the millimeter.

Unit
Unit
Packaging
Packaging
Access Card · AIT-000128
Access Card · AIT-000128
Manual
Manual
FAQ

Common questions.

Is this really AI?
Yes.
Does it require charging?
No.
Is it air-gapped?
Always.
Batch 02

Intelligence, refined.

Batch 01 is complete. Reserve a Batch 02 unit before allocations open.

Access the model

Activate Model 5.2 from your card.

Scan the code on your access card to register your unit and bind credits to your operator profile.